"Pringles is a very laid-back company. Originally, they wanted to make tennis balls. But when the truck showed up full of potatoes, they just said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up." Mitch Hedberg

14 April 2012

Day 14: Western Union Fraud

Western Union Fraud

Western Union fraud, shooting wild horses,
urination in view of a preschool window,
$186 in shoplifted Gilette razors,
an eightball dispersed in a fishtank.

Disney World
(not Land)
(not Place)
(not Way)

Proper motions
you ran to make sure I wouldn't see
what you made while talking
on the telephone;

but I saw.

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